So I’ve asked you on my Facebook page what kind of monster you wanted me to talk about this week and my manager suggested aliens. Which in my sleep deprived state I decoded as Dimensions and parallel universes, because just aliens is too fucking broad.
No I wasn’t high (although if I said yes I might have some justification as to what happens next)
First off – I recorded this on a holiday, so everyone was out of the house and I had been awake for a few hours. Coffee and sugar kicked in and I start the show by singing Paradise
City by Guns and Roses in a voice that can only be described as ‘cat in a blender’.
When I finally exorcise the spirit of Axl Rose from my system, I go into a tirade discussing some shit that happened that week but really I was too happy to be really pissed off.
Following that this guy shows up:
I know. I talk about beings from different dimensions in fiction and anime but due to a sugar crash and my heart vibrating to a point where no one could hear shit – I may have started talking at the speed of light.
So for the sake of reference here are some of my references:
The Faceless Ones – Skulduggery Pleasant Series by Derek Landy
Crayak – Animorphs by KA Applegate
Galactus – Marvel
Earthborn – The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel by Michael Scott
Outsiders – Dresden Files by Jim Butcher
Outsiders – Dungeons and Dragons
Suisei no Gargantia (Gargantia of the Verdurous Planet) – anime
Nyarko-san: Another Crawling Chaos – anime
Cthulu Mythos by Lovecraft. And here’s a list of the names I failed so miserably to pronounce:
Holy crap those names are confusing.
At some point I also make a reference to Pyrexia from Magic: The Gathering and my stupid ass forgot that MTG had created a series of gods inspired from the Cthulu Mythos called the Eldrazi (Which is ironically the deck I love playing online).
After all that name calling I think the gods decided to punish me by sending some rock god spirit inside my body again because I massacre the following songs:
Paradise City by Guns and Roses (again)
Thank fully I end the show with that bout of insanity. I’m officially calling this one the Ecstasy Show: