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Evil Plan Inc. – Cover Reveal


the new, kick-ass, ‘funny-for-all-the-wrong-reasons’

thriller series

by Ryan Attard


Evil Plan Inc.

Oz Aeris is a genius, one who is fed up with the greed and corruption he sees everywhere. Together with an expert hacker/ thief, and a mercenary swordsman he forms a team called Evil Plan Inc. Their goal is to take down Meteor City’s corrupt society and bring chaos to the world.

Because evil can only be defeated by an even greater evil.


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Hey there, boys and girls. Welcome to the official Evil Plan Inc. cover reveal.

It was designed by iZed / Ivan. Check out his site at: http://www.ivanzanchetta.com/

Also, a huge thank you to Sean Platt, Johnny B Truant and David Wright of the Self-Publishing Podcast for telling me about 99Designs. These guys make awesome covers and are totally worth checking out.

And THANK YOU guys for helping me choose this cover via a book cover contest. Having your feedback was vital to me because this is YOUR cover and YOUR series, as much as it is mine.

As you can probably tell from the description above, this is not your regular, run-of-the-mill thriller/ detective series.

I like to describe it as Scorpion (tv show) meets Breaking bad.

This is a story about villains – people who realise that only by being worse then their enemies can they defeat said enemy.

Evil Plan Inc. is serialised fiction. Think of it as a TV series. Each ‘book’ is a season and within each season you will find a number of episodes – 9 in this first one.

Some of these episodes span over a single arc, continuing where the previous episodes left off (episodes 2-7 in the case of season 1) and others are either standalone (episode 1 – the Pilot) or a smaller arc (episodes 8 & 9)

Don’t worry – I took extra precautions (hence the delayed release until now) to make sure the reading is as flowing as possible. Feedback on this has been great but now I’m psyched to how you guys are gonna react.

And to make this even better, I am giving you the first 3 episodes for free as a PREVIEW.

The FREE PREVIEW will be available in just a few days – so make sure to follow me on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr and SUBSCRIBE to this site.

I’ve got a torrent of books prepped for 2015, starting with this preview.

So stay tuned, subscribe, and enjoy this amazing cover,


Announcement – cover release

Hey there boys and girls. This is just a quick reminder to tell you that the COVER RELEASE of Evil Plan Inc. is tomorrow – Monday 23rd Feb.

If you haven’t seen this cover yet, you’re missing out. I’ve been splashing it all over Facebook and twitter, and will be posting it again there later on today – so follow the links on the sides of the blog and stalk my social media.

This is by far my favourite cover ever, and Evil Plan Inc. is . . . . unique. I have few words to describe this series – hopefully I’ll think of something awesome for tomorrow when I introduce it to the world.

Think of this series as Scorpion (tv show) meets Breaking Bad. 

I’m already in love with this series and hopefully by tomorrow you’ll start falling in love with it as well.

The cool thing about this cover is that YOU GUYS helped me choose it via your comments and votes. In a way this is YOUR cover as much as it is mine.

So SUBSCRIBE to my site by clicking the button on the lower left and be prepared to have you socks knocked off (or hats – I don’t judge by your preferred knocked off clothing items) during tomorrows EVIL PLN INC. COVER RELEASE.

SUBSCRIBE . . . do it….. you know you wanna….


Episode 37: Hippies & Timeriders


I talk about a lot of things on this episode – my fear of dying on the show, the leftover stress from my schedule, the meaning of life in general. . . you know, my usual crap.

Mostly I got off in hippies and new age people. Not the ones on the fence or on a border like I am, but those really gone-off-the-deep-end people that never wear shirts or shoes and carry way too many beads and shit.

I also talk about that Alaskan news reporter who quit on the air (“Fuck it, I quit”) to tend to her marijuana farm or something. Whatever it is, it’s awesome beyond belief.

Emma Watson makes an appearance (not literally) and I talk about her speech at the HeForShe movement, about gender equality. It was a moving speech and I was happy to see someone from such a superficial world, rise up to the challenge and move hearts and minds. And it’s not because it was Emma Watson – it’s because she addressed the issue of equality over feminism, treating both sexes equally.

And then I do a very bad ad read for tonight Ebook Extravaganza. Details here.

When I do finally get on topic, I talk about Alex Scarrow’s Timeriders Series because it influenced my upcoming series, the Pandora Chronicles  – apparently more than I thought, as I discover on the air.

And since I still am a child playing with my toys, of course I played music and fucked around with classic tunes such as KISS and Patty LaBelle.

Yes, you read correctly.

Enjoy the show:




Pink Steampunk Girl




Social Media Marketing and a Slightly less confused Author

No this is NOT a selfie!!


As I keep saying over and over again, I am by no means an expert on the subject of marketing or social media. I am starting to think that no one really is: understanding social media is understanding how the modern Homo Sapien (x3) brain works. Worst yet, social media is the looking glass to human interaction – anthropology at it’s best and worst.

If you ever meet someone who say they are an expert, most likely they either very good at one specific area or just full of horse shit.

I say this because of the disheartening effect marketing can have on nascent creative minds. If you have my temperament, merely thirty minutes on Google researching this subject will make you reevaluate every step that has brought you here.

Take my word for it – it happens to the best of us. This is how the weak are weeded out. Those who give up would not have survived in our cutthroat world, so perhaps it was for the best.

But to you, the survivor, I have some good news. There is a way you can actually make marketing fun. Just make it about connections and about getting in touch with people rather than just getting figures and numbers in line. It’s more effective and lasts longer anyways.

If you chose to delve into the social media world (this is today’s topic, so as to talk in detail about one thing rather than touch upon many and never go in depth) you will find a myriad articles detailing how one such company works versus the other failing. Specifically you may have heard the one about Facebook ads and how ineffective they are.

The simple truth that most people fail to see is that such statements are neither right nor wrong. Human psychology is never black and white – so how do we expect to judge social interaction (even over the internet) within such parameters? This is simply a matter of perspective.

Let’s take the Facebook ads example. Many independent businessmen (and women), including many with whom I work with rather intimately, are staunch believers that one should NEVER buy ad space on social media. There’s a hundred and one reason why and I won’t discuss any here. A variety of articles have been written on the subject by people who are vastly more knowledgeable than I am in this particular regard.

However the question I beg to ask is – if the lone businessman is avoiding Facebook ads, then why are they still in existence? Surely Facebook isn’t blind to this speculation, so why is it wasting time and effort in this venue?

Today (a few hours ago actually) I happened to be talking to one of my training partners who held a job in a marketing department at a Maltese-British firm. The conversation took many roundabout turns (as they tend to do when I am involved in them) but the gist was “a great tool for marketing is buying ad space on known sites or just rent affiliates.”


If there’s one thing that corporations know how to do is keep their money and mine their resources. Surely they won’t waste their money on something that is a known ‘dead horse’. Fact of the matter is, yes, big companies use social media marketing and paid ads, but they also run different campaigns.

This is exactly like being a conductor for an orchestra. I’ve never been one but bear with me on this metaphor. You can either swing your hands at random and hope that what comes out is magic (it can happen but it’s a 1% chance, and what’s the chance of that 1% being you?).

Or you could have different sections start at different times, working together in sync. That is how your social media strategy should work. It’s common sense when you think about it.

Let me give you an example using my recent strategy for Birthright. I explained all this on my latest podcast episode but let’s roll the tape again:

– I bought Facebook page ads for 5 bucks a day for a week

– I bought Twitter ads for 5 days (maximum they offer)

I made the above two run together and this gave me overlap value. Basically I’m bombarding potential customers from both fronts. They go on Twitter – BAM, I’m there. They go on Facebook – BAM, there again.

This is what I call Stage 1. My aim here is to create a wave (now we’re switching onto a surfing metaphor – yet another thing I have no idea how to do). Social Media is great for an initial spike in sales and numbers but will not sell by itself. In fact I would go as far as to call this part a failed experiment – the fault is entirely mine here. I set too high a standard on this stage. I am seeing a significant rise in sales, but it’s not yet where I want it to be.

But no matter. Live and learn. I’ll know better for next time – which will be in a few months for my next series.

Stage 1 will not do anything long term. Enter Stage 2.

This is pretty simple, and yet, the most crucial part of it all. The mailing list.

I put together a list of everyone who ever reviewed my work and plan to send them an email with something along the lines of “You liked book 1 and asked for Book 2. The wait is over – enjoy.”

In this manner I am personally interacting with these people and making potential life-long fans. Think about it – you review a book you like. Perhaps you asked the author a question during the launch party. Perhaps you ‘liked’ a post or a tweet they put up. How would you feel if you got an email from that author, saying thank you for your support and give you a free review copy of the new novel to put on your blog?

And better yet, how would you feel if, just by posting a review and sending him the link to it, he will give you yet another free story?

I’m will to bet real money (my career actually – literally) that you’ll like that guy, and you will remember him.

It will encourage you to interact more, exchange emails, tweets, comments – perhaps even blog material. Perhaps that author will also leave a review for your novel.

See where I’m getting at here? Connections.

Of course, I am thinking long term here. I fully plan to build this list so much that it’ll become a subscriber list but that’s maybe two years down the line. Hopefully less.

There is a Stage 3, but that is so long term it spans years. This is basically where my core fans reach such a level of numbers and intensity that my hours spent on marketing will be cut in half or more, simply because my fans will do the job for me – just by buying the book and leaving a review.

On a mass scale.

Just in case you’re wondering, yes there is a little ‘evil genius’ in me. However, my endgame has always been completely sincere: I want to sell you stories.

Better yet, I want you to get them at the lowest rate possible. Even better, I want to oversell to you – by giving you free short stories with at least every book. Once I have enough material, I will think of some way were you can get a set of my books for free – just for joining my list and checking out my stuff.

As I said at the very beginning, I am no expert. But I do know that building real connections with my readers is the only way to move forward and have a long lasting career.

I hope you enjoyed this post. Check out some of my other posts here on the site or contact me at ryanattardauthor@gmail.com to get in touch. Remember to link me your reviews for a free short story.

Write epic, stay cool,


The Platform and the Funnel – a marketing strategy

It’s that time again. You know, that special time of the year where you’re past waking up with a droopy smile because your book just came out. Imagine all those people carrying around copies of that novel you’ve been working on for the past few months (or years), and imagine them reading said novel – either during recess during class, or perhaps taking it with them to the beach or (and this one is by far my favorite) hiding it in their secret compartment in their office desk to read whilst pretending to work diligently for a boss who really couldn’t give a rat’s ass about their pension fund. Or maybe they have it hidden in a special file on their computer right next to that raunchy porn filled file labeled “tax returns 1997″.

All in all: happy times.

What I’m talking about now is past that, once all the joy of release (that sounded dirty) is over and you’re left with one pertinent thought that hunts your every waking moment and a few lightly ones too:

“How in the flying fuck am I going to get my book from [Enter bookstore of choice] to your eReader or hands?”

Let me translate – How are you going to get people to buy your book?

I am by no means an expert in marketing. I am however a book addict and I do pay attention to what others are doing. Half of marketing is observation and highlighting things of interest that might work for you.

The other half is stealing that shit and reworking it into something completely different.

See, I am not a marketer – I’m just too blunt and honest.

The key to success in this field seems to be in two ways: Platforming and Funneling.

OK, OK, stay with me here. Those are fancy words but don’t let them intimidate you. Like all magic tricks once you look past the awe and understand the mechanics then you are a magician.

Let’s start at the basics. When you think of selling, most of you will think of selling on a mass scale to millions of people.


That way of thinking will overwhelm you. The trick that no one tells you about (and I know this having spent an hour of my life trying to find articles explaining this) is that all you need are 1000 fans. 1000 people.

Not a million. Just a thousand.

But even that is a stretch. Start with a 100. Find 100 people who share similar tastes, who will for sure like what you write and BOOM – instant 100 fans.

Instead of hitting the masses, just target the people that know will be interested in what you have to say. And that, boys and girls, is what we call Funneling.

See? That easy.

Now Platforming is even easier. A platform is the place atop which you stand to project your voice. In marketing terms this is your Mecca, the central hub of the Matrix – where all things go in and come out from.

This will usually be a website or a bog or something that your fans will be directed to. There they shall find riches and glory – or in my case, this blog, a link to my books, a short bio and of course my podcast. Everything they need to stay on top of … well … me. (OK yes I heard it too.)

Moving on.

Of course, just having that won’t cut it. This platform should be the basis of your voice – and I do mean your artistic voice.

Most opt for a blog – it’s cheap and easy enough to maintain and all you really need is a couple of ideas and a really unique way in which to transmit them. One of the most successful bloggers I know is Shannon Thompson. What sets Shannon’s blog apart is sheer diversity. You never know what she’s gonna talk about but you know it’s simple, direct and easy on the eyes. Another blogger I am friends with is Amber Forbes. She flips the table – blogging only about a specific topic. AEC Stellar has the most unique platform I’ve ever seen. The Author Extension Community feeds on a pressing need for creative people to band together and help each other out. That way AEC’s blog is getting massive traffic and some good contacts – all the while helping out people. For zero profit.

My personal blog (this one) is a dual mix of some crazy idea or poem or story I have, but I keep those to a minimum (since I tend to grow my ideas like cacti and then put them in books I can sell.) Mostly my blog is about being a writer. I talk about idea generation, the emotional prospects, etc. And I also talk a lot about marketing. The twist is, I’m not a marketer. But have enough grasp of the subject and first hand experience to explain the key concepts in my own words.

That is, in my own voice.

But blogging is not the only answer. Further emulating the gods of Self-Publishing (Johnny, Sean and Dave of the Self-Publishing Podcast) I started my own podcast, The Lurking Voice. But I do not talk about marketing there – there’s a million and one podcasts that already do that. There is no need for me.

So I divided my podcast into 4 different types of episodes and looked for what works. I do book and movie reviews, I talk about a monster of the week, I discuss some marketing (usually preceded by a blog post like this one – take a guess as to what the next episode on Thursday is gonna be on?) and, most important, I interview authors. I ask them about their childhood influences and their past. I ask them about their first attempts at being creative. I ask them about their writing schedule. I ask them about their interaction with fans. Then I ask them more random crap.

That is, unless we go off on a tangent. Which is still cool.

Creative people LOVE talking about themselves and their projects – and they love GOOD conversations. That’s what my podcast is. A voice about voices.

Aside from that shameless bit of self-promotion (just kidding – I have no shame) the point to that example is to show you that finding your voice is the building material for a platform.

Find you voice and build a platform – a base of operations. Target people who you know are your audience. Start off with a 100. Then a 1000. Interact with those people. Not your agent or your assistant (are you listening traditionally published people?) – YOU.

Be a human talking to other humans. Form bonds.

Because guess what? If people know you on a deeper level than just a Like on Facebook, or a retweet on Twitter, then they are more invested in you.

They will bookmark your site (platform). They will circle the date in their calendar of when your next release or giveaway will be. They will comment on your posts and share your tweets – thereby earning you more traffic and thus, more visibility. They will join your mailing list (more on that in the next post).

They will be your fans.

OK, I’ve rambled on enough for one day. (Yeah no shit. It’s called a blog ‘post’ not the fucking Declaration of Independence.)

Sigh. You know it’s time to bow out when you start heckling yourself. I hope you found this post somewhat useful.

See you at the top,



Here are some websites for you to check out:

50 Simple Ways to build your Platform in 5 minutes a Day

What is a Writer’s Platform?

5 things you can learn about email marketing from the most interesting man in the world

5 content marketing strategies for small business

5 successful marketing strategies for fiction authors (this one is by Joanna Penn – I so want this woman on my podcast)

5 low cost social media marketing strategies for authors


Although, honestly, the best source for all this is Write. Publish. Repeat. They don’t pay me to tell you this – they are just that awesome.

Episode 23: K.D. Keenan


Today’s show is an interview with The Obsidian Mirror author K.D. Keenan – who was very nice to show up and save me from not doing the show. Reasons are in the audio clip.

I just wanna take this opportunity to thank everyone who bought my book(s): especially yesterday. I said it before and I will kill saying it again: You guys are awesome.

I would like to invite all y’all to the release party taking place tonight between 7-9 CDT. You guys can win Kindles, devices and of course books! There will be interviews held live by the authors. Mine is at 7.30 I think.

Join me for a hilarious caffeine-addled conversation. I can promise dirty jokes, fantasy themes and of course, tentacles!!!

Also don’t forget the Smashwords promo code: WC78G. Enter that in your purchase and my book magically becomes .99c.

Don’t forget to check out this post to see how you can obtain a free short story in exchange for a review.

OK and now let’s plug our guest. Find K.D. Keenan on Facebook, Twitter and her site. Go check out the Obsidian Mirror – it’s good.




Rapid Fire

Blue Stahli

See you guys tonight for the party.

Peace out,


Episode 19: Pippa Jay

I met today’s guest eons ago when we were frequent subscribers to Sci-Fi Fantasy Saturdays (SFFSat). After much banter and critique we established that we should be friends even outside the blog itself and thus began systematically trolling each other’s social media presence as all good friends do.

This is the first time I’ve had the opportunity to speak to Pippa Jay in person, and she showed up in a Jedi Robe. Needless to say I was happy and the interview went well.

This is a real treat you guys – a stay at home mom, turned multi-genre author whose writing in more than 5 genres. Seriously, I can’t even remember the catalog she gave me (and I just finished editing the fucking show 5 minutes ago.)

You SHOULD and MUST stalk Pippa on Facebook, Twitter, her blog and site.

Here’s a list of her accomplishments on amazon and goodreads.

And get some FREE STORIES on Smashwords by clicking these words.


And without further ado here’s the show:



Rapid Fire

Blue Stahli

Finally here’s the link to Shannon’s live interview just in case you missed it.

Cheers and see you guys next week,